A "meme" by ME

 

1. My uncle once: went to prison. YEP, true!

2. Never in my life: did I think my feet would have given out on me.

3. When I was five: I was a happy little girl

4. High School was: an akward time

5. I will never forget:  seeing somebody commit suicide

6. I once met: Richard Pryor, after he caught himself on fire. In fact, I

could see his scares. He stopped by our table at Tavern On the Green, in

NYC.....just to say, "hello."  It was also the night John Lennon died.

7. There’s this person I know who: walks my dog because she loves him as

much as I do.

8. Once, at a bar: I met Toonguy, Mosie, Sim and Rachel.  I had a great

time.

9. By noon, I’m usually: wondering what I will have for breakfast.

10. Last night: I watched a movie called, "Guilty By Association" starring

Mercedes Rhule. 

11. If I only had:  PEACE of mind.........or my youth all over again.

12. Next time I go to church: My husband will guilt me into it.

13. Terry Schiavo: Is finally at peace.

14. What worries me most: My children and their well-being. Also, my

grandchildrens future.

15. When I turn my head left,I see my deck.

16. When I turn my head right, I see a mirror and a table with some

pictures.

17. You know I’m lying when: I over explain

18. What I miss most about the eighties:  My body!! (nothing hurt)

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare: Shakespeare used men to portray

women, so WTF was up with that?

20. By this time next year: I will be older and wiser.

21. A better name for me would be: I like my name. Indian name is "Walks with white dog."

22. I have a hard time understanding: politicians........I don't speak

bullshit!

23. If I ever go back to school.........not gonna happen

24. You know I like you if: we have good banter with humor.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: after I

picked myself up from fainting, I guess I would thank GOD.

26. Darwin, Mozart,Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro:  Hey, what is Slim

Pickens doing in this mix?  I like the Darwin awards.....Amadeus, I could

listen to all day...........and Garaldine F.  had a son and a husband who

embarrassed her.

27. Take my advice, never: Take free advise

28. My ideal breakfast is: oatmeal with fresh organic berries.  OH, and

bacon isn't bad either. yummmmmm

29. A song I love, but do not own is: I don't own a lot of music I love. I do,

however wish my husband would give me MY I-pod back or buy me one.

30. If you visit my town, I suggest: You will be suprised because it is hilly

and beautiful.  (Good food too!)

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: I only know tulips,

and I love french tulips.

32. Why won’t people: Understand that ALL politicians lie and take your

money.

33. If you spend the night at my house: You would love your bed and

linens. If fact, you wouldn't want to leave. (the food isn't bad either)

34. I’d stop my wedding for: WHAT?   I've been married too long to even

answer this question.

35. The world could do without: the pop stars of today.  What a waste of

time and space. 

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: deal with a snake.

37. My favorite blonde is: Jeana Rowlands........(Russ, I thought of this

one on my own!)

38. Paper clips are more useful than: staples?

39. If I do anything well, it’s: cook for the masses.

40. And by the way: Feel free to participate in this "me me"

I got this from Russ at http://journals.aol.com/toonguykc/InnerOuterDemons/